Donations to Help Sink Sailing Vessel "Wild Eyes"

The French Navy needs your donations to help sink sailing vessel "Wild Eyes", currently adrift in the Indian Ocean and considered a danger to all vessels in the area, especially the French fishing fleet operating out Reunion and the Kerguelen Islands.

Please send all donations to:

Admiral of the Fleet
Ministre de la Marine
Paris, France

Location of the sailing vessel "Wild Eyes"

Phillipe Museux, Director of the CROSS maritime rescue center based in Reunion Island, points at a diagram showing the position of the sail boat that awaits sinking.

Please send your donations right away so that this piece of dangerous flotsam potentially endangering the lives of hardworking fisherman can be sunk.

The Party Responsible for Setting Sailing Vessel "Wild Eyes" Adrift in the Indian Ocean

The older, devilishly smiling man wearing the blue shirt in the photo is the party primarily responsible for the sailing vessel "Wild Eyes" currently adrift in the southern Indian Ocean posing a danger to fishing boats and other vessels in the vicinity of the Kerguelen Islands (French Overseas Territories).

If you come into contact with this man, please notify us immediately so that he can billed for search and rescue fees for his daughter and for all costs related to scuttling sailing vessel "Wild Eyes".

Please note that he may be considered armed (with a movie camera, that is) and dangerous, as he may be filming a reality TV show in attempt to make money off of his children.